Just a thought.

People say that human beings are not animals, that we are logical, thinking creatures, sentient beyond the mere classification of animal. But still I must eat and drink, still I must prove my prowess, still I must procreate, still I must sleep. Only now, thanks in part to the internet and fast food, I can accomplish it all before noon. It is in the ensuing twelve hours that I am your human, a strange, logical, unnatural creature.