The setup.

And so, on the 12^th day of December, a recipe for hilarious disaster was created:
30x 5-inch screws,
18x 12-inch diameter ornaments,
12x 9-inch nails,
12x boxes of Christmas lights,
12x pieces of wood,
3x 100-ft nylon ropes,
2x painter’s ladders,
1x sledge hammer,
1x table saw,
1x chain saw,
1x Ford F-150 (which has killed an old woman),
1x 27ft. Christmas Tree

Mix contents. Add at least ten adult males, several females (for decoration), and liberally apply coffee and alcohol until something resembling holiday spirit emerges.